I move quite often so it's a waste of time to put my home address on my web site. By the time I have it typed in, I am getting ready to move again, (For example, while I was typing this I decided to move to Austin, TX.) or I'm in the process of being kicked out of my apartment for something that me or my roommates did. So, you'll just have to settle for my electronic address. I know I know. Don't worry, you can still send me Christmas cards. You just have to get creative. And please, no more marriage proposals.

For those of you who are slightly more daring, I am available on IM sometimes during the day, though usually I hide behind my away messages. And, if you're in the mood to criticize me publicly, you can always check out my live journal (LobbingPinecones) and tell me what you think of me and my writing. Don't worry, you can't hurt my feelings.

If you are interested in acquiring my services, please feel free to contact me. If I owe you money, I have no idea who this Kirk fellow is or why he has the same name as me. I am an upstanding citizen.